A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...
John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."
Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"
Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"
by Lorne S Grant February 15, 2006
Get the Dirt merchant mug.Fried chicken, purchased from a fried chicken take-away store but not KFC. Very cheap, greasy, and tasty as hell. Ubiquitous in the UK, especially in lower socio-economic areas.
Dirt chicken stores often have names like 'Chicken Cottage', 'Texas Fried Chicken' or 'Southern Fried Chicken', and the colours and logo's of the signs may imitate KFC.
Can also be shortened to 'dirt'.
The term originated due to the perceived lower quality of the product compared to KFC (owing to the cheaper price), and because of the 'dirty' appearance of the stores in question. For this reason, 'dirt' may be applied to other take-away foods where the price is low and hygiene questionable, eg, 'dirt curry', 'dirt kebabs'.
Dirt chicken stores often have names like 'Chicken Cottage', 'Texas Fried Chicken' or 'Southern Fried Chicken', and the colours and logo's of the signs may imitate KFC.
Can also be shortened to 'dirt'.
The term originated due to the perceived lower quality of the product compared to KFC (owing to the cheaper price), and because of the 'dirty' appearance of the stores in question. For this reason, 'dirt' may be applied to other take-away foods where the price is low and hygiene questionable, eg, 'dirt curry', 'dirt kebabs'.
by Zippoaus February 28, 2009
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A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
by mudpiglet October 21, 2006
Get the dirt mitt mug.A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.
Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."
Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"
Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"
Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"
Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"
by nirvarner September 3, 2010
Get the Dirt Rod mug.Commonly mistaken for Dirty Bowl, dirt rips are pure tobacco instead of a marijuana-tobacco combo bowl. It is referred to as dirt for it's resemblance in color to the dirt on the ground. Indulging in a dirt rip can submit ones body into a much different aura than that of marijuana. Dirt rips last only a few minutes max.
by TyroneTheTiger October 15, 2010
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(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)
(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)
by YashaRO January 16, 2011
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