Dr. Dipshit

A Person So Stupid They Have a PHD in being a Dipshit

Denis: Hitler was a Jew Right?

David: Um.....Yeah Dr. Dipshit

by Davidmarks July 29, 2009

a dipshit

Someone who is really stupid and annoying.

George your a dipshit

by Refraction2 June 11, 2019

Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021

President Dipshit

Yet another in a long list of terms that describe George W. Bush

The part of the country I live in, Bush is called President Dipshit.

by jesster79 November 22, 2005

Barcode Posting Dipshit

A stupid fucker who brags on social media by posting pics of tickets to games, events, or shows that he/she is going to. This fool posts the tickets with the barcodes clearly visible in the pic, and then acts surprised when he/she shows up at the entrance to the event and finds that somebody copied the barcode from his post and used it to get in while he/she languishes outside.

"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"

by RATTnroll September 11, 2018

Schrodinger’s Dipshit

Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.

“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”

by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020

Pinhead dipshit

Me

Pinhead dipshit made this from the pinhead dipshit computer to talk pinhead dipshit

by me___ October 22, 2019