teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 18, 2024
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Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both
1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits
by DT8 November 06, 2021
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the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
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Fortnite dipshit

Whys he doing take the L on my names grave?

I think he's a fortnite dipshit
by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020
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Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.
Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
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dipshit

1. a retarted ass nigga
2. the sexual act of dipping your shit on a girls tounge
by sigmachode6969 October 18, 2024
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dipshit

a nice peron named SONI
Hey! Look its the dipshit!
by Idiot_Sauce April 23, 2022
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