Shepard's Delight

To have sex with a sheep. See welsh or sheep shagger.

John: Oh arr im gonna have me some shepard's delight. Come ere bessie!

by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018

Twin delight

Twin delight is when twin jerk off each other it could also be when on of the twins is asleep or unaware.

man I wish i had a twin so i could have twin delight

by Jack den (SKJ) February 10, 2019

vanilla delight

That awesome co-worker that is just so sweet with a creamy complexion. You can hardly wait for her to come to work because she is the eye candy of the office. They typically can be seen with a Worlds Finest chocolate bar near by for snack purposes.

Oh snap, here she comes- my vanilla delight . If I could drink her up I would !

by Frenchtwist May 2, 2018

creamy delight

A tasty load of semen

You should have seen this girl I was with last night she loved my creamy delight

by Barringtonbear April 14, 2017

Thai Delight

When you’re having doggie style sex with a girl and you ask her if you can stick your finger in her ass. Instead of a finger, you insert a Thai spicy pepper and wait for the burning to begin. When it does, she’ll start bucking and convulsing her vagina muscles, which feels delightful.

“I gave Stephanie a Thai Delight last night, I don’t think there will be a second date.”

by Cunt Spelunker September 28, 2023

weiner delight

A classic Tuscan dish prepared with only the finest of weiners taken from local towns and then smoked repeatedly under the care of vestigal virgins for up to thirty days. The weiners are then roasted in vat of far away spices untill desired tenderness is reached. Upon the achievement of optimal juiciness the wiener is then stuffed with some fromunda cheese and wrapped in a puff pastry. The weiner delight can be taken orally, vaginally, or anally, depending on the recipients pleasure.

Father: Honey what smells so good?
Mother: I'm fixing some weiner delight!
Father: Knights of Columbus! I'll get my bib

by gimmeweindelight May 5, 2010

Martin's delight

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019