Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.

Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac

by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008

CyberCubed

Another slang word for penis.

"Gee my cybercubed is burning today. Maybe I should check it out".

"My cybercubed is small. That's ok, I'll post 100,000 times on the IGN board and play pokemon!"

by Satan's monkey June 11, 2006

cyber herpes

Spy-ware, worms, or viruses contracted through computer use. Coined by Elgar in the Mid-2000's.

Man, my computer has cyber herpes!

by M Elgar February 10, 2008

cyber

1. Computer network: cyberspace
2. To have non-contact sexual oritentation through cyberspace with another

After connecting his computer to the *cyber* world, he was excited about *cyber*ing with a female in the Yahoo! chatrooms.

by Legato Bluesummers November 4, 2003

Cyber Aids

A computer virus you get from shady porn sites.

The free porn was wild, but it gave me cyber AIDS

by Anoz January 16, 2009

Cyber Patrol

The spawn of Satan. A stupid censorware program that blocks most everything for violence. Only for overprotective, unfair parents who want their child's reputation go down in flames because their friend can't visit a website.

Cyber Patrol: We block violence, swearing, nudity, drugs, alcohol, satanism, hacking, chatrooms, free speech, computers, Cyber Patrol, Led Zeppelin, dairy products, sanity, music, play-doh, violence, violence, holidays, Buddhism, Christianity, pnats, your body and you, schooling, a proper education, children, safety, weapons, a family dinner, Jimi Hendrix, television, video games, words that contain at least one vowel, entertainment, violence, the internet, your friends, pda access, scholarships, violence, the king, your president, products by Mattel, your family, products by Microsoft or Apple, your mp3 player, your digital camera, your video camera, your cd player, your cds, telephone use, guitar use, drum use, writing documents on other computers, school computers, public computers, censorware programs, your dvd player access, celebration of holidays, spent time with your girlfirend/boyfriend, amount of air you use daily, a roof above your head, the food at your table, and everything in between, for the protection fo your child!

by Yeah fuck off March 25, 2005

cyber goggles

Goggles worn on the head usually by those who dress in an industrial/goth stlye. They come in many colours and some even glow. For fashion and clubwear.

Kid 1: Wear did you get those awesome cyber goggles?

Kid 2: E-bay dude! Check it out!

by eternalecstasy August 27, 2006