Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Gushers commercial

Children transformed into fruit against their will to promote Gushers. This is how they get their subjects. Run.

NO NOT THE GUSHERS COMMERCIAL!!!!!

by Babies lmao May 4, 2021

Uniform Commercial Code

A largely uniform set of laws passed by each state that regulates commercial transactions in the United States. One of the main go tos of sovereign citizens to justify their beliefs and actions.

There goes Billy again, spouting off about why he doesn't have to pay bills because of some part of the Uniform Commercial Code.

by jesster79 May 8, 2021

WOCKY COMMERCIAL

Pouring Atleast A 4 In Your Choice Of Beverage With Out The Use Of Spinach- LG 💕

My Head Been Hurting All Day Bro You Feel Like Making Me A Wocky Commercial?

by WOCKEPEDIA September 9, 2021

Go Commercial

When inmates fight in the presence of correctional officers.

You stole my shit muthafukka, I'm gonna go commercial on yo azz.

by Marius LJ April 30, 2022

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010