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Commercial

1* A form of capitalist propaganda.

Far more accepted (especially among dumbasses) than religious, leftist, conservative, nationalist or any other form of propaganda even though it's also far more biased and even less truthfull than any of the above.

2* Something that is commercial or in other words private and for profit.
Example 1:

Buy our product, it's the best product, we have tested it with independent researchers, we are not lying, buy it, buy it, buy it.

Example 2:

Norwegian Air is a commercial airline.

The commercial value of our products has risen rapidly.
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cumderwear

n. normal underwear which for any reason is soaked with semen or vaginal fluids.
1. underwear which a young male may realease his fluids into while masturbating in bed.
2. underwear which men without condoms splooge into rather than partner's vagina or face (or male partner's anus, but why not?).
3. panties which females get all moist and sloppy when horny or dry rubbed.
4. (slang) referring to any person particularly emasculated.

v. to cream your jeans.
1. "Jimmy I swear to God, I'm your mother not a landromat. I will not touch your disgusting cumderwear anymore."
2. "Baby I don't have any cumderwear, I'm just gonna go on your back."
3. "I was watching George Clooney with a miniskirt on yesterday and I totally turned the living room sofa into cumderwear."
4. "We destroyed that other team in sports. We turned them into our cumderwear."

v. Jimmy was so excited when his voluptuous teacher bent over that he cumderweared.
by Nick Micheletti October 10, 2006
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commercials

Guy: Hey did you see that super bowl commercial for Doritos?
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!
by SuperBowlSunday11 February 25, 2011
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Commercial

by Aaron895 March 23, 2013
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Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.
That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.
by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013
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Benedict Cumberbatch

An incredibly talented English actor of TV, film and theatre, known particularly for playing Stephen Hawking in 'Hawking', Paul Marshall in 'Atonement' and Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series 'Sherlock'. In addition to being spectacularly talented, he also has a gorgeous voice 'like a jaguar hiding in a cello', says adorable things like 'Oh crumpets!' when he wins awards, and is absolutely beautiful, ridiculously sexy and a genuinely lovely man.
I love Benedict Cumberbatch, he's so talented and I can't take my eyes off his beautiful face.
by likeaghostlyballet December 7, 2010
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Cumberland Regional High School

Cumberland Regional is the large pathetic cluster of seven school districts into one. It is the capital of teen pregnancies, wanna be gangsters, rednecks, and last but not least sluts. Where sports are a complete joke, and the security consists of over weight ex-thugs. Only 25% of the graduates go away, and the other 75% return to work at the local McDonalds and wawa. All of the bathrooms are locked due to the students smoking weed in them.
by SeaBass ✈ May 30, 2017
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