doodoo crumbs

When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.

Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

Cumberbatched

To be overtaken and swooned by the perfection that is the actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Being Cumberbatched will result in the (most likely female) viewer's ovaries exploding and inevitable panty dropping.

I watched Sherlock last night and I was Cumberbatched by his smoky baritone voice.

by kaybeelove December 28, 2010

Chicago Cubs

One of the greatest franchises in baseball. A true Cubs fan loves the game, loves the Cubs, sticks with the Cubs no matter what, and doesn't worry about the Sox or how any other team does.

Wrigley Field, the Chicago Cubs home park is a beautiful and fun place.

by Johnny Moran January 1, 2012

poo crumbs

Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.

Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.

by Pavelski8 April 27, 2007

cu-cumba

How Jamaicans pronounce the word "cucumber"

How's that cu-cumba?
The fuck did you just say?

by the milkman67 March 29, 2017

Chubby Cubster

usually happens while sitting down in class, work, or church and a half boner starts creeping up.

Dude, i am getting a chubby cubster looking at that chicks tits.

damn i hate standing up when i got a chubby cubster.

by slizza May 13, 2009

cumbelch

When the giving party of a blowjob burps after the receiving end cums.

"My girlfriend had a cumbelch when she was done blowing me."

by MobsterAGoGo March 15, 2015