Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 2, 2019

Loaf Crusher

A deragatory term for Minecraft Villagers

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS

by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025

full on crusher

Something that is simply the bombass shit.

I was out late last night talking to this prostitute and she gave me a full on crusher.

by RRRR July 23, 2007

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

Bucket crusher

A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.

Did you see all the bucket crushers in todays meeting?

by 52crush October 28, 2023

Coconut Crushers

A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.

Damn, you got some big ass feet! Don't step on me with yo big ass coconut crushers.

by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021

Cummins crusher

When Tyler warden ditches daddy's cummins and the fat chick hits her head on the radio

I Cummins crushered my truck last

by Alan15 December 10, 2018