A plus sized woman that's taken a job in a construction, oilfield, or industrial setting. Whose job is primarily a safety watch, fire watch, or hole watch. Typically doesn't move from her position much, thus utilizing a 5 gallon bucket to sit on.
Did you see all the bucket crushers in todays meeting?
by 52crush October 28, 2023
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One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
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the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
by ScarettRose December 24, 2011
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When a transvestite enjoys a straight female curb stomping their throat which results in the transvestite achieving orgasm.
“Hey man what’s going on over there, is it a fight?”
“Nah, it’s just a tranny getting a Slash Crusher.”
by bham69420 January 30, 2023
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