chroissont

A gay nigga who uses dolls as dildos
A.K.A Christian who will suck your dick for 6 bucks

what the fuck sister stop being a chroissont

by cidrice September 27, 2019

Croissanting

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a 🥐

We was croissanting last night

by Dafuq.nig January 14, 2021

Croissantervention

An intervention you hold when someone you know is far too obsessed with croissants.

"Alina was obsessed with croissants so much she sent daily croissant memes to Ryan, couldn't stop talking about croissants, and insisted on eating a croissant every weekend breakfast. So, Ryan held a croissantervention"

by morelemons March 8, 2023

Croissantium

A chemical compound, with a combination of raw uranium and croissants from Costco. It has forehead enlarging properties.

The man consumed the croissantium, and gained a 12.7 foot forehead increase.

by feeeeeeeeeeesh February 23, 2025

Coissant

Someone who is overly sarcastic and reminds you of a croissant, but isn't quite enough of a croissant to warrant the correct spelling of the word.

That girl is a real coissant.

by RilesTheMelt March 28, 2018

Croassant

This thing is like a GOD bruh like they are incredible and they are the best gender identification and also you can defend your self.

Example 1:

French victim:you are a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant in his face*

French victim:*proceeds to have a really big amount of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of stupid

Person 1:*throws a croassant on his face as a boomerang *

Victim 1:Ay yoo wtf you broke my leg

by Motaxs October 4, 2023

Croassant

One of the best breads and is the best gender indentification option ever

French victim:Your a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant on his face*

French victim:*has a lot of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of idiot

Person 1:*throws a croassant as a boomerang*

Victim 1:!Ay yoo WTF you almost got my EYE!

Person 1:*throws another one*

Victim 1:*💀*

by Motaxs October 5, 2023