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Critter

Critter

A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.
by jcghnn May 11, 2022
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Critter

n. critter /ˈhrɪtər/ krih-tər
a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy

iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
That critter keeps getting in my face and explaining how I should have done my presentation, and I might faint from his breath.
by matoakabeach November 4, 2021
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litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.
Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.
by Chili Wanka January 6, 2020
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Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.
“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods”
The people critters
by Peoplecritters August 17, 2023
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Cruelity critters

When someone say and does cruel things. Judges others because there not intelligent. Cruel intentions to make a person feel like they belong with the giants. HUMAN LIFESare not there concern. Using intelligence to make a person never feel good enought until they feel exactly what they think about someone. Not letting go to someone they think is retarded and stupied. Doesn't care how a person views there own self. Making sure you feel the same way they do . Insecurityhoarders. Making sure others see you the same way. Like a bully at a school. Make the world more heartless.
That cruelity critters told the classmate your parents must have been restarted
by Truthnut June 14, 2020
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Smiling Critters

Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig
Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though

Person 1: The what?

Person 2: Smiling Critters

Person 1: Who tf are they?

Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,

Person 1: Oh okay lmao
by UrLocalLesbian February 13, 2024
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