Crimson Diddler

A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.

Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!

by Gbly January 11, 2019

crimson landslide

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period while having uncontrollable diarrhea

“Hey babe let’s have sex”
“Ok but it’s gonna be a crimson landslide”

by Richard123472 December 20, 2021

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.

When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.

by Metcalfone July 29, 2015

crimson avenger

Being eaten out by a punter who doesn't know you're on your period.

Becca: girlies, Dave left the toilet seat up last night so I gave him a crimson avenger.

by sexual_harassment_panda100 April 17, 2010

agent crimson

a girls period when its at its heaviest

i would have eaten her out but agent crimson was there

by linkage7 June 29, 2005

crimson wings

Like when a pilot has his first solo flight he gets his wings. When a man has sex with a girl for the first time while she has her period he gets his crimson wings. (Brown wings when its the first time up the arse)

Man 1: How did your date go with Sharon last night, did you bang her?
Man 2: Not bad, she was a bit moody, she said it was down to her time of the month. I banged anyway though.
Man 1: Nice one, you got your Crimson Wings.

by TheDirtyWordsmith May 10, 2016