Sugar Coated Sara Lee

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake

My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish

by tastercakes June 27, 2011

Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.

So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?

by Brian X July 9, 2003

impact craters

When after sex during a girl's period (in missionary, boy on top position), you pull out, look down, and under her vagina are two round, bloody, ball marks.

After banging my girlfriend while she had her visit with Aunt Flo, I looked down and saw the impact craters my balls left behind.

by SIMJ September 12, 2005

candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009

Crate

bastardisation of the designation for the second generation Toyota Celica gt four the ST185
i.e 185=one crate five

usually used in a derogatory way by ST205 owners(see the word FAFF in this dictionary

"thats a rusty crate you have there"
or
"that crate was really moving"

by magpie_four April 30, 2005

coated

sweet, awesome, hot, fresh, sick

ex. 1: "your car is coated!"
ex. 2: (someone asks you how things have been) "shit's been pretty coated"

by flab gab and fat shat June 18, 2009

hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010