-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 15, 2008
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Get the There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house mug.The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019
Get the Coyote's Breakfast mug.A medium sized mammal that looks like a wolf. Eats squirrels and many other small mammals. Great for throwing off the Empire State Building.
Someone: dude did you just see that coyote?
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
Me: yeah I better go throw it off the Empire State Building.
by Thecoyotestrikesback February 9, 2025
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Get the Coyote mug.A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
by E Rad October 6, 2012
Get the Political Coyote Ugly mug.When a female puts as many soft boiled eggs in her vagina then squats the "lay them". Then her partner sneaks in to steal and eat them coated in her juices.
My wife and I enjoy cosplay at a whole new level. She dresses like the road runner and I Wile-E-Coyote and we perform the sneaky Coyote on Saturdays.
by Gaping Butwhole December 10, 2020
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