Some Los Coyotes members shot the old couple to death and stole the $5 they were carrying with them. Except for the fact that the old couple was a pair of mannequins.
by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004
A being or entity that is the complete slave and bitch, or asslicker of the one known as Caligulus.
A bitch of Caligulus's.
A bitch.
A bitch of Caligulus's.
A bitch.
by Caligula the Emperor February 18, 2003
1. to speak in a way that causes one to build a reputation, particularly one of avoidance.
2. to speak in a manner which repulses others.
Spraying the coyote piss is likely to occur after heavy drinking.
2. to speak in a manner which repulses others.
Spraying the coyote piss is likely to occur after heavy drinking.
by beeflat February 10, 2010
Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!
Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!
by SuperCabbie September 20, 2007
A stupid cartoon character that tries to catch and chase roadrunner but always failed in a funny ways especially in the "falling of canyon". Uses ACME products that makes any girls, including the ugliest, to fucked and fornicate up.
Wile E. Coyote... Super Genius... Lllllkkklll!!!
by 271% IQ by Coyote September 12, 2010
-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 15, 2008
Nomadic beast known to inhabit 5 star hotels in major cities . Formerly thought to have been nocturnal , latest studies have found this beast functions without sleep . Diet consists mainly of alcohol and caffeine . Has been known to prey on the female of the species under special circumstances . Individuals in the current study are said to closely resemble MB however their howling does not resemble his crooning . Ongoing research is required .
Sightings of Metro-Coyote in the morning is rare.
by Chairman’s FW 🥕🦊 June 01, 2019
