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Covfefe

Noun.

The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.
by Dr. Seemor Animalz June 2, 2017
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covfefe

That thing you say when you're in over your head and everyone on the planet knows it but you.
Despite all the negative covfefe.
by St James May 31, 2017
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covfefe

Donald Trump is a covfefe, as proven by his lack of understanding how to be POTUS.
by 000000robot May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

A negative media response that occurs when a leader makes a decision which benefits the elite and corporate world while having utter disregard for public input and opinion.
FCC chairman, Ajit Pai, incited a media covfefe after pledging to destroy Net Neutrality.
by James king 23 May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

Obscure form of Feudalism requiring the leader to be either a Narcissist or a Narcoleptic with a legendary "Great One" to arise every 10,000 years blessed with both traits.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe....Zzzzzzz.

-POTUS circa 2017
by Gimpygod May 31, 2017
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COVFEFE

Corrupt
Oligarch
Vassal (of)
Foreign
Enemy
F***s-up
Environment

An abbreviated exclamation apparently originating in the early 21st century, when the government of supposedly the most powerful nation-state was suddenly taken over by a second-rate feudal power, using an orange puppet, for the purpose of destabilizing the climate. This was so the latter country could thaw out still more fossil fuels from under the polar ocean, taking over both energy sources and trade routes of the remaining habitable zones. However, the resulting environmental collapse, plagues and refugee crises led to a nuclear war, eventually involving the entire planet- hence our miserable existence for the last two millennia . Now, when the fate of something important rests in the hands of one person, and he screws up real bad, or when you and everyone around you is about to suffer, you utter "COVFEFE!!!"
Dude1: "Man, I think I just blew that meeting with our client- we're gonna lose our biggest account..."
Dude2: "COVFEFE!"

Tactical Officer: "Two Romulan Warbirds de-cloaking to starboard... weapons off-line, shields at 18%..."
Captain: "COVFEFE!"
by FickDaddy June 5, 2017
mugGet the COVFEFEmug.

Covfefe

Did you hear what Jake did to his friends and family?

Yeah man, he's really covfefe
by The Social Code June 6, 2017
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