Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Courage

There's lots of definitions.

First female pygmy boss commander- I'm going to show you ladies the definition of courage. Young man, climb this tree and extract some honey for me, I need some money.

First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other female boss commanders that is the definition of courage.

Second female boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do 50 push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down.

Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive.

Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too long.

Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable.

Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together.

Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the definition of courage while the others are left speechless.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021

Chronic Courage

Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.

Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend

See: balls of steel chronic marijuana

by Northern Kush July 30, 2016

Courage Killed the Canine

A Spin on the popular saying "Curiosity killed the cat"

this saying had 3 meanings
but the base meaning is about peoples courage bravery or Confidence getting themself or others hurt

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏: being too courageous can be dangerous to your Health if Done recklessly
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟐: when people do brave things unqualified or unable to complete the requirements of the task their trying to complete they end up getting hurt and others hurt with their bravery
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟑: When people take a risk out of pure courage and confidence they won't get hurt and ending up getting hurt

He got hurt because he ran straight into the fire

ya know Courage Killed the Canine

by LexxDef February 13, 2022

plastic courage

Down hill mountain biking pads and guards, usually made by azonic, troy lee designs, 661 or one of the other big mtb gear makers.

Also used to conceal identities while rolling over roadies and pedestrians

Bill put on his plastic courage rolled the line.

by kenn_chan September 8, 2010

Courageous dykes

A group of pathetically ugly dykes who beat up a ten year old boy for being a possible future rapist.

The fifteen courageous dykes beat up a ten year old boy screaming future rapist. Courageous homosexuals save the poor boy for the evil dykes. They take the poor kid home to play sexual role playing games. Both evil groups claim that LGBT phobia is responsible for their evil actions.

by queensburykid December 24, 2025

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

by Chillosophy October 4, 2017