by CallHolla September 3, 2016

An ignorant person who knows little about the finer points of MMA techniques and skills, who has never been in combat but sits on the couch as a spectator and with supreme confidence gives his expert opinions (actually an idiot's view) to anyone who will listen. Couch warriors also give people the benefit of their profound ignorance by making stupid text comments on websites that cover MMA news.
by Backgammon_Turkbuttkick September 24, 2011

Dylan: Dude this couch glue has me so stuck to the couch right now, I'm gonna have to call in sick for work cause there is no way I'm getting up.
by KronicKing420 September 4, 2011

by couchburner January 6, 2012

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

by RKeller1 April 28, 2006

A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.
by LastCupHero July 8, 2009
