Couch Gyna

The crack in between the couch cushions that suck everything in.

Oh snaps! My balls got stuck in the Couch Gyna again! Dammit!

by Sonny Black Monster June 11, 2011

couch pop

The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down on your couch

After a long night of drinking and doing drugs, Jamie thought the pistol was empty and he fired it resulting in his first couch pop.

by 1chickenfucker March 6, 2014

Couch Game

A video game that works best when played with a group of players in real life. The game supports local multiplayer and is inherently more fun with groups. Promotes laughter and/or stiff competition. These types of games stress an emphasis on none virtual social interaction. The term couch refers to a sitting device generally used during such gaming get togethers, though alternate seating arrangements have little to no effect on the gaming experience. Good Examples are Guitar Hero games and Super Smash bros. Good couch games are rarer these days with the ever increasing popularity and wide spread accessibility of online play.

"Yeah it's a great couch game, I couldn't stop laughing"

by JoshTheMadTitan January 5, 2015

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011

couch change

couch change is the loose change that is found in the nooks and crannies of the sofa.

This car runs so economically you can run it on couch change.

by mogulero March 30, 2008

couch douche

it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.

Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.

by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010

couch commando

An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".

"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"

"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."

by SocialWorkerBob May 11, 2006