cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008

cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 18, 2019

Tickling Cotton

When you have a turd that is poking so far out that it's rubbing against your cotton undies

I don't see a bathroom anywhere and I'm "tickling cotton"

by Jkh072663 November 1, 2011

Cotton Gin

When a person is spit roasted between two black men and then they are spun around.

Man last night, that cotton gin got wild!

by SonOfTheLaw March 22, 2019

Cotton Picker

Someone who gives backshots and openly grabs toilet paper residue from their partners ass.

Cholula: Yo I was dogging this girl and she had toilet paper crumbs in her ass, but I just picked it and slapped her ass to keep the mood going
Joel: Man you’re a fucking cotton picker dog

by DaaJay August 3, 2022