Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.

Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.

by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010

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Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.

You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.

by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015

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coon

A spectacluar human being. A "coon" is often refferred to a dominate race. Humans with the last name of "coon" tend to have bigger/faster muscle development, an incredible strength .
(Usually a coon is more of a smaller type of guy thats stocky an stronger than even the biggest)

"That dude was a COON that round : -Jonny
"He kncoked the greatest fighter out today"-john

by 🔝🔙🔛🔜🔚 September 3, 2016

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coon

someone who is very annoying and a piece of shit and is also known as a kipjew. most likely asian or vietnamese

You damn coon go jump off a bridge

by El Chapo aka Mexican Jesus June 13, 2019

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Cooned

To take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. When you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. After you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. The bag is suppose to look kind of like a cocoon.

Student 1: OMG! Wtf just happened to my bag?

Student 2: What are you talking about?

Student 1: My bag is inside out...

Student 2: Dude, you just got cooned!

by FOBluver2000 November 24, 2009

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