My coons are bleeding this week! I can't go swimming!
by Krystine March 2, 2005
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frazer: butler there is no coon in spoon
butler: no but there is a coon in the moon
by Delboy23 August 3, 2010
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When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.
My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
by Lando McClusk June 9, 2010
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A person who gives back to the community by teaching underpriveleged ghetto children mixed martial arts so that they can "fight their way to the top!"
by GScorpinf May 31, 2011
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a word incorrectly used by the mods of the mineville minecraft server. the correct definition pertaining to the nocturnal mammal known as the racoon. incorrectly identified as a racial slur, this adorable trash bandit is unfortunately being portrayed as essentially a member of the kkk
mineville mods think coon is racist.
by vayrose December 30, 2020
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Cooning (verb) - pronounced "coon-in" is an exclamation used by white people who take racism on the next level.

To behave as a very arrogant individual.

Being inappropriately loud and hostile in a quiet atmosphere.

Pretending to be ghetto and black as hell just to make fun of those who truly behave that way without thinking it is silly and wrong.

Lacking civility.

When white people use this term, they're deliberately using it to put down black people who are surrounding them.

White people utilize the word and substitute it for "chillen" or "hanging out" with other white people who are their friends.

White people describe a place, person, or thing when the subject fits the word.
Dude, hahahaha, that guy hanging out with Todd is really cooning.
by Baby Zeeeeeeeek August 4, 2011
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After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.
I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.
by youcantseeme November 14, 2012
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