No contact day

When you have cried too much the night before and you’re eyes are so dry that it hurts to put contact lenses in.

I’m feeling really sad, probably gonna go home and cry. Tomorrow’s a, “no contact day,” I see.

by PE GANG February 3, 2020

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 5, 2008

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.

"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."

by Jman231 December 22, 2009

Contact Game

A flatulence game played by the army which is in essence the same as the safety game.

*Soldier Farts*
"Contact!"
Aww, now I can't hit you by the rules of the Contact Game!

by MarineCorps November 28, 2010

Contact

A replacement term that can always be used instead of "high five," "pound" etc.
"Contact" works in any situation, e.g. if the person does not have five fingers, or uses another part of their body.

person 1: That was awesome!
person 2: Contact! (hand slap)

by Safmiester G December 24, 2008

Physical Contact

Showing affection to another. Continuously touching body, showing love. Couples show affection (physical contact) most times by kissing or touching each other repetitively.

Man, do you see how much physical contact Joey is showing torwards Lauren. How is that not PDA.

by ski fielding July 20, 2016