canti

Canti is a machine in the uber-confusing manga (also anime), FLCL that is the first to pop out of Naota's (the protagonist) head. This machine posseses the power of that giant space pirate that can steal whole planets (I cant remember his name). Haruko hits him on the head and
makes it to where he can only achieve that power by eating Naota. Once he does this he turns a dark red and can fire off a "Naota bullet" by changing into one HELL of a sweet "cannon mode" he fuses with the terminal core in the last episode and brings the giant hand to life.I cant tell you what happens next. what I CAN tell you is that is one of the sweetest action sequences EVER!!!!

I hope Canti uses his giant cannon in this episode!

by exo9b June 20, 2004

human centipede

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.

Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.

by swiss beets April 30, 2010

Coltin

A amazing person who will care for his bestfriend. But he hides his feelings from people. he listens to music to relax

How are you doing coltin. I'm Fine

by XVll February 13, 2019

continental european

A description attributed to old white people who hail from the European continent, often recognised by their inability to add salt (referred to in their vernacular as 'spice') and refusal to wash hands before eating, and after scratching their arse. Not to be confused with the Continental European breakfasts served at American hotel chains like the Hilton.

Jasmine: Congrats on your new place! What's your flatmate like?

Tina: She's Continental European...

Jasmine: OH..you better stock gallons on hand sanitiser in your flat.

by kuntress December 23, 2018

Centineo

The type of guy that you’re head over heels for, but maybe isn’t so head over heels for you. Most likely ends up breaking your heart.

Girl 1: I don’t think I ever want to be with anyone else again, I loved him and it hurts so bad!
Girl 2: Dang was he a Centineo?

by cocklista September 13, 2018

Three Centimeter Dash

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.

Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!

by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011

Centi

A Centi is a serious player in the game, The Centi is a lesson learner in the world of business, athletic but not sporty, sound like an angel when they would singing. A Centi doesn't back down from a challenge in the way of making things happen.

Centis usually stick together throughout tough times.

Dude1: did you know see that Centi throw down like that?

Dude 2: Of Course I did, that Centi killed it.

by Tom Tom Soyer October 7, 2010