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Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.
Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.
by DJ Dago December 16, 2010
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contard

A combination of 'Conservative' and 'Retard.'

A contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. Most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.

A contard will often have the same attitudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
Jimmy is a contard. He religiously believes everything on Fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
by LockeSteerpike September 24, 2006
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contaro

A person(usually a guy) who still insists on sleeping in his mothers bed.
My brother is such a contaro.
by sarah12 December 9, 2008
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Contact Juggling

also known as orb rolling, sphereplay, sperical balancing, etc. is the act of juggling with fushigi balls (or other balls for that matter).
That bitch did some crazy ass contact juggling on my nuts last night!
by ADL Motorboater December 1, 2010
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The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
by PeboMan April 18, 2017
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contact

Used in the military to identify visible enemies.

See also: Tango
Multiple contacts ahead, proceed with caution.
by Jonnybear April 7, 2007
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contagious

It will take that poor contagious to pick up all those marbles he dropped on the tiled floor.
by Bad Bart July 28, 2004
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