A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
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Often abbreviated to SSC, it is a popular motto across BDSM communities and the fundamental principles on which it is based. Meaning that the activities that take place are safe for all participants, all participants are in a state in which they can consent and that all participants do consent. Another code of behaviour in BDSM is RACK.
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Get the Safe Sane and Consensual mug.by pedro from the block April 30, 2003
Get the condon del chango mug.The achievement of willful acknowledgment, sexual acceptance and eventually permission (whether expressly stated or implied) by a female/male, to an advance made by a member/member(s) of the same/opposite sex.
"I say, madame - perchance might I plant one on you?"
(expressed, inviting consent - or possible rejection)
"Mmmmm, mmmm", (with a parting of the thighs)
(implied consent)
"Excuse me madame, has anybody j*cked off in your panties lately and returned the goodies to your dresser as a special surprise? You liked it, didn't you? Yes you did you little devil. Would you like me to do it in the near future (without your immediate prior knowledge) and for me to leave the goodies for your perusal/arousal at a later date?"
(express consent requested with consent once given, taken as implicit for future actions matching desciption, but with a degree of poetic license allowable in performing the act to maintain the element of surprise and joy on the part of the female)
(expressed, inviting consent - or possible rejection)
"Mmmmm, mmmm", (with a parting of the thighs)
(implied consent)
"Excuse me madame, has anybody j*cked off in your panties lately and returned the goodies to your dresser as a special surprise? You liked it, didn't you? Yes you did you little devil. Would you like me to do it in the near future (without your immediate prior knowledge) and for me to leave the goodies for your perusal/arousal at a later date?"
(express consent requested with consent once given, taken as implicit for future actions matching desciption, but with a degree of poetic license allowable in performing the act to maintain the element of surprise and joy on the part of the female)
by Travelling Al February 7, 2010
Get the Consent mug.Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.
by jim000111 July 6, 2005
Get the Fornicating Under Consent of the King mug.(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.
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