conflopulate

A uncomfortable situation which a person has to make a choice but continues to go back and forth about the matter.

Kate will conflopulate over whether to order a salad or Mongolian BBQ.

by Chear55 February 8, 2015

Confluggled

The feeling that arises when inebriated and someone fires a random question at you.

D: When did France become a country?
S: Dude I'm confluggled...

by dick-sicle August 31, 2014

Conflusterated

To be confused and flustered at the same time.

Person 1: Dude I'm so confused and flustered right now.

Person 2: Bruh, you're conflusterated.

Person 1: Wtf?

by LAUGHING JACK March 4, 2015

Confluffle

Verb. A sense of cloudy confusion.

That made me feel confluffled.

by BlahBlah08 April 19, 2017

confloozed

A term used to express extreme confusion due to something being out of the norm.

So girl, when I pull up to your spot in full tactical gear and a rocket launcher on deck, don't be lookin' all confloozed!!!

by Asher Ben Lin January 31, 2019

confloasted

when you end a mans career so hard hes speechless

youre so ugly, boom confloasted

by hahahahaconfloasted March 15, 2020

Conflumer

A word to explain life as a consumer trying to live consciously in a society that isn't set up to easily do so.

As consumers, we can use purchasing power to make the 'right' ethical decisions but this can often feel confusing, especially if trying to maintain a lifestyle that’s normal to you. Everything seems to be a trade-off.

Targeted advertising, misinformation & sneaky slogans are sending conflumers in circles!

I'm a conflumer: I want to explore the world footprint-free but I have limited annual leave and so my only realistic option is flying.

I'm a conflumer: I want great taste but my chosen brand is only offered in plastic.

I'm a conflumer: I recycle all the plastic that I use...but I didn’t realise plastic can only be recycled several times before eventually ending in landfill.

I'm a conflumer: I want to cut back on my water usage but a garden full of flowers makes me happy.

I'm a conflumer: I have cut back on eating meat but I have accidentally increased the number of jetsetting vegetables in my diet.

I'm a conflumer: my diet is vegan but I’m still wearing leather shoes.

I'm a conflumer: I want to support local businesses but my budget doesn't stretch past supermarket.

I'm a conflumer: I’m trying to switch to shop better but delivery is expensive & slow.

I'm a conflumer: I use my purchasing power to shop ethically but I don't have a clear idea of the industries & ethics I’m supporting through my pension investment.

I'm a conflumer: I want to easily reduce my footprint on the world but the information I need to assess the long term net impact of my purchasing decision simply isn't available to me & don’t have time to research every detail.

I'm a conflumer: I do not wish to leave my footprint on the world but it seems impossible not to without majorly changing my lifestyle.

by my_little_footprint August 16, 2020