Cocainic

An adjective that describes something extremely awesome, but you now in the back of your mind you know something ain't right or shouldn't of been.

That hot passionate night we spent together was cocainic.

by xxprogrammerxx March 5, 2009

comcaptive

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.

"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."

by seorl July 23, 2014

cocaine cold

shitty cold like sinus symptoms that occur after heavy cocaine use

i thought i had a cocaine cold but it turns out i had strep throat

by summersarahg May 13, 2018

COCAINE!!!!!!!!

The tempo of one of the best jazz songs ever created, "Floral Fury"

Cuphead: Hey Cagney, what's the tempo for Floral Fury again?
Cagney: COCAINE!!!!!!!! (Floral Fury intensifies)
Cuphead: Gah! For the love of- Turn it down, will ya Cagney?

by XenosAntiVirus.EXE March 15, 2020

Cocaine dough

The tiny amount of residue that's leftover in the cocaine baggie.

Aaronn: Yo, don't throw that baggie away. Let me lick that cocaine dough.
Me: What do you mean?
Aaronn: You know, when you were a little kid and your Mom was making cookies and she let you lick the bowl.

by Huh-wtf April 30, 2020

Cocaine Handjob

When a guy or girl is jacked up on coke and then proceeds to jerk their partner’s cock super hard and fast almost ripping it off giving an intense experience of both pain and pleasure simultaneously.

Bianca gave Anthony a cocaine handjob and hand was moving so fast that it broke the sound barrier and cause a sonic boom while lifting him 5 feet off the bed

by The real Hank Contos June 26, 2020

Cocalico Middle School

Cocalico Middle school is where you will find all the gay people and it is hell really people be crying and pissing their pants

Cocalico Middle School is very gay. And so is Ephrata

by Theteaspiller about cocalico August 7, 2020