Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

columbian cucumber

After inserting a cucumber into a vagina, the person would then remove it and proceed to smuggle it across the border to the anal cavity, where there is a small rodent awaiting the cucumber for a snack

Gerbil: ive been stuck in here for 2hours waiting for my columbian cucumber to arrive

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

Columbia Secondary School

A broke and STOOPID school that has a lot of bad children and is not a school you want to go to.

You have to be really smart to get into Columbia Secondary School

SIKE . YOU THOUGHT

by CSS STUDENT March 18, 2019

Columbia heights village

columbia heights village is a neighborhood in washington dc. they recently had a rapper on the scene named CHV TopSoulja there hood is not to be played with

columbia heights village is not a place you want to be when it’s crunch time

by draco666shot July 7, 2020

Columbia Secondary School

Columbia sucks. 90% of teachers are white. The dean got fired because a student called black people apes.

Person 1: I go to Columbia Secondary School
Person 2: I’m sorry

by a sad student February 26, 2021

Columbian Gold

A name for marijuana that has gold hairs in it and comes out of Columbia.

Back in the day, hippies had names for every type of marijuana.

Hey man, do you wanna smoke some Columbian Gold in my new bong or would you rather smoke some more of that Redbud?

by Susie Wallace November 16, 2007

cummy columbian

when a woman is performing a hand job she shoots your load onto your stomach then proceeds to gather your juice into a line and snorts your cum like a line of cocaine.

last night mary treated herself to a cummy columbian!

by jay2kay August 31, 2007