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Collar you with my love

1. A Chinglish slang in Hong Kong, invented by famous girl group COLLAR formerly known as MIRROR. Usage of this slang is common in the midst of 50-60s years old fans of the said group.

2. To show affection by applying physical constraint in a form of a collar.

3. An abstract means of comedy that showcases one's intellect by misusing this slang in every sentence.
Boy: I will Collar you with my love.
Girl: *Chokes*
Boy: Yeah that's about right.

A: Tonight eat what west?
B: Collar.
A: Collar what?
B: Collar you with my love.
A: *dies*
by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022
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Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days
I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar
by Paul January 12, 2004
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Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Contard

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.
Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.
by PCGaming September 13, 2009
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Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
by dan, todd January 15, 2007
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popped collar

Usually worn by Preps or Frat boys, they pop their collars because they hid their hickies they got from other frat boys.
Wow, i beat the shit out of that Fag with the pink polo shirt with a popped collar.
by Long Live Gin and Juice August 26, 2005
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Coltrane

A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.
some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...
by The_Real_One_ March 4, 2018
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