Colorado

Colorado is the 38th state which joined the union in 1876 and is the eighth largest state in America. Colorado has arid deserts, river canyons and snow covered mountains. Colorado 's flower symbol is the Rocky Mountain Columbine. Colorado 's state capital is Denver,Denver is also famous for being close to the Rocky Mountains.

Kyle: Colorado is the best state in America.
Todd: No one gives a shit Kyle.
Kyle:Todd I was just saying my opinion you don't have to get so pissed off by it jeez...
Todd:Just shut up.

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Colorado Oil Slick

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.

Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 4, 2022

Colorado Crab Cake

When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.

Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.

by JTabd July 10, 2023

The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.

I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 September 11, 2016

the colorado yardsale

Having sex in the front yard during a snowstorm

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 September 8, 2016

The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016

Chile Colorado

Simply put, this individual is Dumb; a living, breathing idiot with no ability to comprehend sarcasm or social cues. This term can also apply to ones attitude, cuss word replacement, or reference a social group setting. The White Person version of "a la verga!" (In Spanish). Can also be referred to as a classic Mexican Style Beef stew.

There's a bunch of Chile Colorado's up in here.
Did you see that Chili Colorado almost get ran over by that car?
Yes, I'll have have Chile Colorado for lunch please.

by NuthingbutLuvin29 April 19, 2022