Colleen

Defines her self worth, through her unequivocal love for the color palette of the nails of her pet Iguanas, Tom, Clavical and Kirsten. She once took a trip to Jamaica and came back with a pack of smokes and a surfboard. Unable to navigate the depths of the Carrribean Sea, she hopped a board a jet ski with Micheal Macintyre and his trust side kick, Mr Giggles. With great care and duress, she managed to carry the Empire State Building out the way of the mighty fist of Godzilla.

Hello Colleen
Its Coolleen, not Colleen. GET IT RIGHT

by Mr Mingles March 2, 2023

colleination

A nation/group of people who worship the existence of Collei (similar to sc@ranat!on) and deeply despise Dottore for being a good villain in the storyline of Genshin Impact (either p€dos or people who dont touch grass)

"People who never touch grass and spend 12 hours a day on discord are likely part of colleination"

by Fishtank1 August 9, 2023

Collen Ballinger

That one full grown woman who claims she didn't groom loads of teenagers via the internet, texts and tours/shows even though we have plain evidence. Then makes the shittiest apology known to man with a ukulele. On the bright side, the song got remixed and was pretty catchy.

Person 1: yo did you hear about Collen Ballinger?
Person 2: the one with the ukulele? Oh yeah

by Hellohenlo September 9, 2023

Colleen

A girl who likes to keep a roster of boys to send "pictures" to.

That Colleen sent me nudes.

by berntschwarz March 3, 2026

Colleague's We

A concept derived from software development teams or other teams that have split workloads. It entails a person that does little to no work, but always boasts about "we" and "us" doing work towards the goals the company sets. Often referred to as a free-loader, but more specified towards this use-case of a team-member that acts like they do work but doesn't.

Anne: Did you see how Oliver talked like he didn't have just 2 hours of work last week?
Brian: Yeah, he uses that colleague's we a lot when talking to the boss, so nobody notices him slacking off.

by Sagaaaa August 26, 2025

Colgate Colleague

Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.

"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."

by RaraAvis12 May 8, 2018

cookies.colleen_

A very lovely person , they are very caring and love their fans they are also a huge fan of Colleen ballinger should I mention, they are very pretty to!

Omg cookies.Colleen_ liked my post I just know I did great!!

by Alexus smithenson July 18, 2021