Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.

Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..

by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023

Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life

I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers

by suddo September 3, 2023

Comome

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

he definitely has Comome.

by mndmnf September 26, 2023

coomersexual

a disgusting gross coomer who no longer has normal sexual preferences after years of fapping and porn addiction. attracted to other nasty coomers and watching them coom. they also are known to goon in their pants.

Tony told me he only likes girls that are as addicted to porrn as him and spend all day gooning. what a coomersexual.

by Clarence Bignutz January 4, 2024

Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.

Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.

Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”

by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024

Cocomelonfied

When a show gets rebooted and it has coco melon type graphics instead of good ones

Dora the explorada got cocomelonfied

Did u see the new monster high reboot its.so cocomelonfied now

by Bells56 May 29, 2025