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Cobra Oprah 

cobra= lashing out poisonous mammal, ambushful and unpredictable.

oprah= powerful female.

cobra + oprah = a powerful poisonous female mammal that lashes out on contact.

synonymous with "bitch" , "crazy woman", or " your mother in law"
As in

"boy don't make me go cobra oprah on yo ass!!!"

"ooooooo babyyy, that girl got some cobra oprah in her step, mmmmmmhmmm make a grown man cry"

"I left that bitch tomorrow she too cobra oprah fo me, ya on level?"
Cobra Oprah by couturegirl08 April 12, 2010

Cobra-ing 

1. A very lame way of holding your girlfriend's hand.

2. A long term blow job plan.
Make your hand in to a claw and make a hissing sound. Have it devour her hand. Don't let go when she thinks your done. Later, ask her to devour your penis with her mouth. "Hey, it's time you do some Cobra-ing or go home."

COBRA COMMAND 

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member
stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command
COBRA COMMAND by cobra people November 4, 2008

cobra cab 

a mid-sized sedan that has only 10% of it's original parts remaining and over 10 years. It's large enough for 5, but can easily accomodate 7. 8 if you include the trunk
8 of us can't fit in the neon, we'll need 2 rides. No problem get the "cobra cab"
cobra cab by Gianni April 7, 2005

cobra teaser 

when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser
cobra teaser by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009

cobra gang 

A group of 5 amazing girls, each very diffrent all extrmelly good looking.
Wow! I really want all the cobra gang girls