cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

by dunkd February 4, 2010

chobblesome

To be 'talk-worthy' or should be talked about more.

"This tower is quite chobblesome"

by TheMeerkaTtT June 23, 2022

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

squat cobbler

A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.

That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.

by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016

flaming peach cobler

3 guys cum on a peach, light it on fire, and then insert it into a womans pussy

3 guys cum on a peach, light it on fire, and then insert it into a womans pussy this is a flaming peach cobler

by thejokerni45 March 3, 2009

Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.

Listen to my Flob Cobber

by Ron J September 29, 2003

sloppy cobbler

When you're getting head and it feels so good that you fart but you shit a little bit. You shart.

Bro-heim-instein, Laquisha was giving me such hella dome the other night, that I surprised her with a bit of a sloppy cobbler.

by Richard Chieze December 11, 2010