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colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up
everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.
by j son May 25, 2009
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Clusterfail

The act of failing in a group. The group must be at least two people, which is pretty obvious. Clusterfailing includes but is not limited to: Tripping, doing something stupid, or just being plain stupid. Verbal action does not always count as a cluserfail action.
After Chet saw twelve bandgeeks slip and fall in the mud on the field at his high school football game, he knew he had witnessed a clusterfail.
by O'Malley de Bough February 4, 2009
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Cluster Fox

Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly all work at Cluster Fox.
by Rhinoguy500 August 26, 2010
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Cluster Fuck

Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.
When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.
by alllwant April 21, 2005
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Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.
Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."
by NeverFearTheTurkIsHere April 28, 2010
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clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation
What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!
by jksurfer September 19, 2009
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Wal-Mart Clusterfuck

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
by comorbid June 14, 2010
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