WTF O'Clock

After working straight through the evening it is the hour when you realize that you've worked all the way through the night, and the sun is about to rise.

This most often happens with design, development or other types of work when it's easy to lose time while focused on the task at hand.

I really got in a zone working on the design comp for the new project. I started around 3p and worked until WTF o'clock.

by reroller April 2, 2009

reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.

"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"

by dtoss August 9, 2015

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

Clock Spider

A spider the size of a large wall clock and the lord of all spiders. Clock spider demands to be worshipped. All shall fear it.

Clock Spider laughs at the fool who thinks it eats clocks.

by Saiyara August 16, 2003

analog clock

a cake with a hand grenade in it. Often used on my cat's birthdays.

ME: Hey guys look at that dog it is huge!!
GUY: he has a cool analog clock

by luke 666 September 30, 2011

Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

clock out

to register one's departure from work on an automatic time recorder

I'm gonna clock out.

by dumdum_get_me_gumgum June 1, 2009