Clit-tard

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.

Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"

Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"

by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

Sigma Client

Sigma Client is a Minecraft cheat client. Only Sigma 4 and 5 are in the public release. It is a mixture of Leaked PvP's Jigsaw Client and Omikron's Omikron Client. It has a blur and transparent great UI design. It has insane bypass and disablers from 2015-2020, but it is discontinued from 2021 December. Many people said it is a miner or virus, but Sigma Client developers prove that Sigma Client isn't a miner and not a virus. Still, Sigma Client has bypass on most servers with a good config now.

(Minecraft player) Did you download and try Sigma Client today?
(Sigma Player) Yes, it has an insane bypass on hypixel.
(Minecraft player) Nice, I will also try it later.

by Snoocomics9452 April 13, 2022

grab life by the clit

A common American colloquial phrase, in which one person suggests to or urges on another person(s) that they should do something. Sometimes this advice is giving to get the person(s) to commit to doing sometime dangerous or outside the persons' norms.

The phrase was originally coined in 1995 by life coach & professional actor, Martin Lawrence on the extremely popular television program "Martin". This was the episode that Corey Haim was a special guest star.

Damn Gina, sometimes you just gotta grab life by the clit and enjoy yourself, just like Corey Haim does all the time.
-Martin Lawrence

by jackthegiantkiller March 20, 2010

Suck my clit

1- Abbreviation of "Suck my clitoris". It is an expression girls use in order to ask for a cunnilingus.
2- Also an insult girls use to tell their interlocutor (male or female) to stop bothering them.

Lil Kim - Niggas ain't shit but they still can trick. All they can do for me is suck my clit.

by glompxxgurl January 18, 2011

spank the clit

verb. An expression one jokingly says to a friend, referring to his habits of masturbation.

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"

by stockman09 November 12, 2010

Clit Fucking

When a girl's on top and practically using the guys' penis as a toy. Sliding up and down on the guys' penis to arouse her or please her even more.

Dude, her and I were totally clit fucking last night.

by kkkaylin January 17, 2008

electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.

I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

by Tits McGhee May 14, 2005