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clickity-clack

1. Dude ur clickity-clack is noob
2. man i hate the clickity-clack noise a clickity-clack makes
by Aryk December 26, 2006
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ChickBait

Bait for chicks. www.chickbait.com ChickBait is beautiful jewelry crafted from real fishing gear - sparkles, feathers and fur in dazzling colors! Whether you’re out in the boat or out clubbing on Saturday night – make a fashion statement in ChickBait jewelry!

ChickBait shirts for guys let the world know, well, that you're the bomb! Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!

ChickBait baby clothes and doggie tank tops tell it like it is: these cute creatures attract chicks.
Did you see that hot chick's earrings? She's wearing ChickBait!

Look at that guy with the baby wearing a ChickBait shirt, sweet!
by chief executive chick March 7, 2009
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clickbaitus

A YouTuber who is on his way to YouTube fame through his satire gameplay commentary videos, some people claim he is a copycat of memeulous with a lisp. He does not own a lisp, but much rather the shame of never reaching his end goal on the site to feature in YouTube Rewind as a will smith copycat.
"Hey bro, did you see clickbaitus' new video? yeah neither did I because I don't watch him."
by memefinder23 December 29, 2019
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Clickbaiting

The act of obsessively following links in your feeds in hopes of finding something stimulating.
Grant was on the couch in the living room clickbaiting through UBIs about his dream car, the Ford Focus, instead of attending to his woman's needs in the bedroom.
by NavyRhino May 29, 2023
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Clickbaitism

The act of creating clickbait headlines - to lure readers to inane, untrue or double-minded articles - sold as journalism.

Clickbaitism is clickbait combined with really bad and dishonest journalism.

Especially social media and sponsored articles lead to a new form of clickbaitism.
You can get a degree in clickbaitism at the University of Mount Whateverest.
by KeSch November 15, 2023
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clickbaitmare

A digital nightmare where you type something completely innocent into a search engine — like “sand pussy” (you meant the desert cat, Felis margarita) or “vaginal health” (you meant actual health) — and instead get a wall of Pornhub results or links for other porn sites, questionable thumbnails, or sketchy ads for products you never wanted. It’s like you opened a door expecting a science museum, and walked straight into an 18+ pop-up dungeon.

Breakdown:
* Clickbait = misleading, provocative content
* Nightmare = the emotional trauma of seeing it when all you wanted was cat facts or vulval hygiene tips → Clickbaitmare: The moment the internet betrays your wholesome intent
🤯 Situations:
1. You’re just a humble animal lover.
You type “sand pussy” thinking you’ll find photos of adorable sand cats — tiny wild felines that live in the desert.
Instead, you get an instant porn preview carousel and Google’s entire understanding of “pussy” collapses into one grimy rabbit hole.
You’ve entered a clickbaitmare.

2. You’re Googling actual health advice.
You type “vagina health” to look up natural remedies, articles from Mayo Clinic, or proper care routines.
But Google decides you probably meant:
* NSFW “guides”
* Huge Fat Vagina porn videos. Fat porky Kali West flashes her huge boobs and rubs her pussy
* And at least one link to a site that says free premium porn but it’s a scam.

You weren’t looking for a gynecologist with OnlyFans. You just wanted to know if coconut oil was okay. Welcome back to your clickbaitmare.

“I just wanted to show my niece what a sand cat (Felis margarita) looks like, but Google gave me cursed hentai pussy trauma instead. Classic clickbaitmare.”

“Typed in ‘vagina health’ and ended up with lots and lots of pornhub results, that was a full-on clickbaitmare.”
by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025
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click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)
Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*
by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016
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