Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

classical

In general, boring old shit that stuck up people lacking a soul obsess about. Certain exceptions to this rule may exist. Namely, these are anything I like that can be labeled as "classical."

Let's go listen to some classical music. Wait, no, I'd rather get shot in the head.

by Chrisssssssssss32432 October 9, 2006

Classical

What some loser kids say instead of 'Thats good!"

Dude your hat is classical!

by QueenOfThePixies April 13, 2006

celesticals

a girl with male testicles

Is that a guy or a girl . . . I can't tell because I think it has celesticals

by bd12 December 21, 2008

New Classical

Fuckin' A - Old classical is a boring, lame, useless waste of time. Today only old people listen to this crap and when they are dead, classical music will be gone forever. Every time a classical radio station goes off the air or a symphony orchestra goes bankrupt music gets better. This stuff can't go away soon enough.

The old people in the nursing home couldn't take listening to good music, so they listened to old classical music. For young people 50 cent is the new classical music.

by baseballaaron December 29, 2005

Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

A wonderful school that focuses on upholding the virtues and honoring the arts.

Please stop posting rude things about Founders Classical Academy of Flower Mound

by Sir Founder April 27, 2021

classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013