clanky chicken

A pheasant. Named as a result of it's call when disturbed.

"Listen to that clanky chicken out in the grass.

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

Clakmat

n. 1) Douche baggery in it's highest form. Often someone who will be hypocritical to the point where they do it in your face, just to show superiority or plain stupidity.

2) Someone who is completely oblivious the the obvious joke, or not recognizing blatant sarcasm. Often uses profanity awkwardly, and at inappropriate moments.

3) Someone who constantly tries to fit in, at the worst possible times, and almost always fails. Also likes to make other people feel like shit when ever they can do something that you can't.

1:"Wow man, you got a 65 on that quiz? DAMN. I got a 96..."
2:"Shut up, you clakmat."

3:"And by the converse of the transit..."
4:"HORSE ASSES"

5: "Racist jokes? That's just sad man, just plain sad..."
5: "Hey, want to hear a joke? A black guy goes into a bar and..."

by NentertainmentS March 10, 2010

Going Clark

"Going Clark" is a synonym for "going hard." The word Clark itself can also be used to describe something as being crazy and/or radical.

I'm going clark in the paint with my boy Wacka.

by WhyKay May 20, 2011

Dick Clark Syndrome

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.

The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.

by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016

Clanked

Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.

Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.

by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011