Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

christel

christel is a girl usually known as a person that is the best in bed! but is the cutest like a godess she is known to be then best girlfriend and if you find a christel she is very rare a christel tends to be heartfull and emotional and is usually ginger or blonde or a mix .a christel can be a bit misbehaved at a workplace or school and always rebellious and a christel usuallyhas the best blue eyes !

your so naughty just like a christel
last night was amazing not as good as christel though

i need a girl like a christel

by true-facts94 December 17, 2018

Chichis Christ

When stumbling upon a female with enormous jugs. Instead of saying Jesus Christ, you say Chichis Christ! Chichis= Tits in Spanish.

Hector: Do you remember Vanessa from last night?
Gio: Chichis Christ! I couldn't stop looking at her the entire night.

by Toritooo February 28, 2009

jesus H. christ

An alternative to Jesus Christ. The H is added due to numerous reasons. Some say it stood for Holy, some say it stood for Harold because of, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name". Other theories about the origin of the H. is:

1. H stood for Haploid since Jesus has no human father.

2. It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

3. H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

Jesus H. Christ is an expression just as "Jesus Christ" Only with an H added in, most likely for humor.

"Jesus H. Christ! My plunger broke!"

by Ethan Lin July 12, 2005

Craig Christ

The little known brother of Jesus Christ. Craig is well known as a party animal that can't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors Light.... He's f@#*ing Craig.

"Can't practice miracles or walk on H2O but I got some hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow, I'm f@#*in Craig!... Craig Christ...."

by alienOrchestra March 10, 2009

Christ Psychosis

Noun -- Pejorative term to describe Christianity or Christian morals. Also, 'X-Psychosis.' (See also the more general 'R-Psychosis.')

The majority of Americans are infected with a form of Christ Psychosis, a mental illness that influences domestic laws, foreign policy, and popular culture.

by Phil Studge December 12, 2008

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008