Chode

A chode is either:

1)A small fat person

2)A dick wider than t is long

3)The area between ur genitals and arse

1)shes a ryt chode

2)He told me 2 suk his chode

3)Ur mum lickd my chode

by floyd94 January 14, 2009

Chode

I very small penis that no girl would want in her

Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes

by Tiffany Hodge May 07, 2009

Chode

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

by Wazakra January 28, 2011

Chode

In the black market its a $1oo dollor bill

i want to buy this for a chode

by bobthebaler February 18, 2015

Chode

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

by Clocked May 07, 2010

Chode

See also: Choad, Gooch

The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.

His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall

His chode was to small for the condem

by Daniel chill May 19, 2011