The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

CHRISELLISMUSIC

A youtube Celebrity. Singer/songwriter/worship leader

go visit chrisellismusic YouTube

by me sucka March 19, 2010

chiswell

Someone who likes to cheat on their significant other, with no remorse for it.

EX 1:
Girl 1: So, I have a boyfriend.
Boy 1: Oh, I am sorry, I didnt know.
Girl 1: I didnt say that meant stop...
Boy 1: Uh, ok?
Girl 1: I totally dont care about cheating on him.

EX 2:
Girl: I totally ran into that chiswell the other day.
Girl 2: Ew! Does her boyfriend even know she cheated on him all summer?
Girl: No, and she doesnt care.
Girl 2: She should have told him before he bought her that diamond ring...

by whiteliar November 23, 2013

Chislé

Chislé, perfect for describing a hotty with a mighty jaw line 😍

Girl: "Omg, he's so chislé"

Another girl: "Oh that chislé tho"

by SlorpyNorg August 12, 2017

chifelin

when a nigga is trippen and in need to be checked

damn nigga watch out your chifelin

by dudeomgdaddy February 16, 2018

Chisolu

A person with excessive admiration for himself, his abilities and potentials yet having a friendly, generous and rather considerate nature. His demeanour could easily be mistaken for pride but he’s down to earth, thoughtful and likes to make everyone laugh.

Chisolu just walked in, it’s about to be lit.

by blvck_hrt February 4, 2020

Chimelle

Chimelle is when someone is a god at fortnite. They win every game and they can win with their eyes close. They are really sassy aswell.

How did you win that game upside down? You must be a chimelle player!

by Someoneyouwillneverknowwho August 5, 2020