only child

Someone who has no siblings. Some upsides are getting what you want, having some friends that are only children, no being irked, and having higher goals. Downsides are lashing anger on kids who have siblings, and can end up being a jerk. Sometimes it leads to having an inflated ego.

Friend 1: How's your sister?
Friend 2: Pretty good. She's playing soccer.
Only child: I'm frickin' tired about my brother that, and my sister this! Screw all of you! *walks away*
Friend 1: God, what a jerk.
Friend 2: I know.

by yahmoo23 April 15, 2010

Child Dingler

Someone, often after taking a pill of the nig variety, that lassos and fondles the testicles of young boys. This is usually followed by booty wrangling.

Cooter: “that nigger right there is a rootin’ tootin’ child dingler!” “Carol, keep the kids in the basement and call me if that nigger comes ‘round!”

by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019

Sun Child

A person who finds it in themselves to let their light shine where ever they go

She was such a sun child, always smiling, always emitting positivity from within

by Sunnykid February 26, 2017

child porn

get on fortnite

you: yo child porn
friend: 1 sec

by i drink sulfuric acid October 30, 2022

child toucher

someone who touches children

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

by clubpenguinluvr123 July 14, 2016

natural child

A child born to unmarried parents, the most neutral way of describing a child as illegitimate or a bastard.

"Natural child" sounds much better than "love child"; George Carlin put it, "I have a love child who sends me hate mail."

"Bastard" is too loaded and "love child" sounds silly, since the "love child" is often the unintended result of one-night stands where love hardly features.

At least "natural child" is accurate without any silly, infantile euphemisms or insulting connotations.

by Lorelili July 22, 2014

empty child

If you have no soul, you are an empty child. It is a terrible thing.

Jason is an empty child.

by Your second cousin January 10, 2015