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stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
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Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.
Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!
by lolbird21 October 2, 2017
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Chicken choking

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
by GalactaK September 23, 2018
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National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!
“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”
by mmalyssa April 12, 2019
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Im chikin

The thing you say when you are a cool and very epic chikin. Similar to duck, but far more superior.
"Im chikin"

"Hot"
by Tender Nepurdle August 25, 2019
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Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.
"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."
by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022
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Choking the Chicken

by sir dan May 12, 2003
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