stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

Chicken choking

Simply put, wanking.

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!

by GalactaK September 23, 2018

National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!

“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”

by mmalyssa April 12, 2019

Im chikin

The thing you say when you are a cool and very epic chikin. Similar to duck, but far more superior.

"Im chikin"

"Hot"

by Tender Nepurdle August 25, 2019

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003