chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.
Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
by A|H January 17, 2010
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Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!
Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .
by georgiaa Peach ! May 29, 2012
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Chap Flaps

Chap Flaps: When the vagina gets extremely sore after having sexual intercoarse with a boy who had a too large penis.
Girl1; how did it go last night with james?
Girl2; He penis was massive but he gave me chap flaps, but it was worth it!
by Geokay97 March 30, 2011
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chin-chap

The physical after-effects of facial soreness that results from a long snog with a guy who has not recently shaved his face.
After smootching him for hours last night, I had so much chin-chap that my face felt raw!
by Amanda February 23, 2004
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Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018
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Fash and Chaps

A way New Zealanders say Fish and Chips. It's pretty retarded but hey I'm just Australian so I already have a love-hate relationship with Kiwi's.
Kiwi :O bru yeh wanna get some fash and chaps?
Kiwi :Hell yee bru!
Aussie :What in the fuck is happening?
by EckEckUghUgh June 20, 2018
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Chap Slop

Chap Slop is when the world famous TV pitchman Vince Shlomi, creator of the Slap Chop, ejaculates on a prostitutes stomach causing a pool of semen to accumulate in said prostitutes belly button. A 2nd prostitute then laps up the pool of semen in a similar fashion to a pig lapping up slop.
Some prostitutes make you pay extra to perform a chap slop, and some prostitutes just bite your tongue off.
by Dangggggggggggg April 14, 2010
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