chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

Chap Flaps

Chap Flaps: When the vagina gets extremely sore after having sexual intercoarse with a boy who had a too large penis.

Girl1; how did it go last night with james?
Girl2; He penis was massive but he gave me chap flaps, but it was worth it!

by Geokay97 April 16, 2011

chin-chap

The physical after-effects of facial soreness that results from a long snog with a guy who has not recently shaved his face.

After smootching him for hours last night, I had so much chin-chap that my face felt raw!

by Amanda February 22, 2004

Chap Slop

Chap Slop is when the world famous TV pitchman Vince Shlomi, creator of the Slap Chop, ejaculates on a prostitutes stomach causing a pool of semen to accumulate in said prostitutes belly button. A 2nd prostitute then laps up the pool of semen in a similar fashion to a pig lapping up slop.

Some prostitutes make you pay extra to perform a chap slop, and some prostitutes just bite your tongue off.

by Dangggggggggggg April 13, 2010

Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021