cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!

by Jim Fear April 17, 2009

smooth cave

The inside of a women's vagina. It was mentioned in The Odyssey.

Lisa, I wanna blow a load in your smooth caves.

by Eric Sai July 23, 2006

cave jerk

when one masturbates with his/her arm under one leg whilst making caveman noises

*knock knock*
"What's all that strange grunting?"

"wtf?!? I'm cave jerking in here!"

by ohmschode January 12, 2009

Skank Cave

An extremely saggy vagina. Usually known to belong to very slutty women.

Eww Nicole! Your skank cave is flopping the wind like wet hair!

by Paul299 July 6, 2008

doodoo cave

A more colorful term for butt hole or anus. It can also be used as an insult.

"Why does my breath smell like crap?"
"Because I rubbed your toothbrush on my doodoo cave."

"Why did you eat my last ice cream sandwich?"
"Because you're a doo doo cave who does not deserve such a tasty treat."

by HØØt March 19, 2010

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Chat Cave

A very gay place where people really love toilets and Lana Del Rey

You want to join Chat Cave so bad

by Chat Cave August 18, 2023