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caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance
by Kyomado June 28, 2022
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to caveman

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022
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Robin The Caveman

A character from hit sitcom created by the original cast of Horrible Histories, BBC Ghosts.

a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"
person 1: "robin the caveman is just so chaotic i love it"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"

person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"
by oowasiapainter December 23, 2021
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Cavemanic

to act in a caveman manner.
boy throws a stick and says something dumb. girl says, "wow, that's very cavemanic of you."
by newerwords June 1, 2012
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Caveman

- An adj/ noun; a person (usually a man) “afraid” or reluctant to change or progress because they personally dislike it

-An adj/noun: a person (usually a man) who doesn’t care about other peoples feelings and emotions. They physically only have the capacity to think about their own personal wants and needs. Similar to a cavemen’s one track mind.
“Me so hungry me go rawr

You’re a caveman”
by Lemaynehead August 26, 2023
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Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.
i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches
by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008
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Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.
by Caveman Diaries May 30, 2018
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