two-legged cattle

See people and stampeding herds.

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.

by Downstrike September 12, 2004

Casteel

Someone who is rich in power and cares for other people. He/She also is a good looking and unique person.

Dude, he is such a Casteel because of his good looks and wealth.

by Grant Williams January 8, 2017

texas cattleman

This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves man's four best friends (except the dog of course): 1.) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. 2.) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. 3.) Your favorite beer... and 4.) Head
The way it works is like this:
You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?

In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.

Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)

"Man, my girl was givin' me head the other day and I thought to myself, you know what this is missing? Steak and cervezas my friend... the Texas Cattleman."

Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?"
Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time."

by Bed Sharter September 23, 2008

catted

Copied. As in copy cat.

"Jammer catted griminal wiv its a looot"

by CattedCatCatsCatted April 5, 2008

Catweed

Weed that is of poor quality in smell, taste, appearance, and THC content (Esp. in Minneapolis metro area).

"Dude, I heard Jesse just picked up a 80 dollar ounce"
"Yeah, but it's probably just catweed..."

by Mmarquis July 19, 2010

mexican canteen

The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.

Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!"

Person 2: "Were you on top?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!"

Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"

by Daddybutter March 1, 2015

vax-cattle

also known as "branch covidians" are people (usually those with left-leaning political sensibilities) belonging to a neo-secular religious cult, who embrace the new religion of pathogen-fear-worship. These zealots worships at the altar of media-promoted and government-induced panic-porn. Characteristic traits include virtue-signaling their own worth and the worth of others based on the amount of fear that can be publicly exchanged within those respective social groups, where fear is exchanged as a form of social currency used to purchase, sell, broadcast, and extol the following: reverence, ego, rapport, faux-virtue, adoration and admiration.

Man, the media have become modern day televangelists for the vax-cattle.

by bobbysixkillr April 7, 2021