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Axel Castro

A stupid dumbass who thinks he’s funny, fuck him
Axel Castro is a fucking dumbass, don’t go near him
by Uwuwuwuwuuwuw August 19, 2022
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Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
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Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.
by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022
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joshua castro

A bullshitter who can’t dress or play baseball and is gay and has no real friends if u have a Joshua as a friend drop them as soon as you can
U suck at baseball and is dumb Joshua castro and he is good on his knee’s
by Machinegunnn April 14, 2022
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Castro Valley

A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city
Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
by SimonSaysOfficial January 4, 2021
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Castro

He Is a guy that mentally who motaivates you
Castro motivates Person
by Imz goat February 25, 2021
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